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When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.
Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis
A person who loves you openly and unconditionally without expecting anything in return. They are very loyal and protective.
Their characteristics resemble those of a golden retriever.
Some typical traits include: being extroverted and loving people, very energetic and optimistic, smiling a lot, described as funny/goofy
“What does a golden retriever person look like?”
“She is the golden retriever in our relationship.”
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Talia is the cutest person in existence. She’s so precious and tiny. No one can convince me otherwise, not even Talia herself.
Naomi: Talia was soo cute today
Bull: I know right? She must be The Cutest Person in Existence
Talia: I’MNOTCUTE-
A very feral and hori New Zealander that spends spare time lurking around in the bush not really achieving much.
Child: what’s that man doing in the bush Dad?
Farther: don’t look son, ignore him....It’s a Hori Punga Person
the person you punch is next to you
the person you punch is next to you
A person who is part of the LGBTQ+ but acts very straight(usually happens when this person hasn't had a lot of gay experiences)
Wow, Becky is the straightest gay person I know!
An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.
yes I am this person
Jack: Hey Kayla
Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!
Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later
Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!
Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict