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To make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something.
"Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!"
(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).
"I got bills from asshole to breakfast!"
When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
"Look at me! I got ice-cream from asshole to breakfast!"
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When you eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then hours later shit out a red diarrhea that burns the ever living hell out of the ass crack.
OMG i just got off the toilet and wtf i had the worst flamin' hot asshole ever. It was pure red!
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A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.
I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.
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Someone who may not want to be/act/appear as an asshole, but totally pulls some asshole moves
Man, Eric is nice and all but a total low key asshole when it comes to (insert particular issue here).
When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass
My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.
When your ass is most active at inconvenient times.
Scenario 1: You are on a bus that is full, but silent and you really need to let one rip
You (Silently talking to self): "My ass is an asshole at the current time..." *PRRRRRT*
*1 million eyes in your direction*
You (Talking aloud): "Shit..."
When someone knows they're an asshole, they're a self-proclaimed asshole. A self-actualized anything is someone who does not yet know who they are, they're still trying to find themselves to find out why people in the world can be well, assholes.
Everyone considered Tommy a narcissistic coward except Tommy. Tommy considered himself an asshole, or as Tommy liked to call it, a self-proclaimed asshole.