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the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021


lentils and bacon

a dish your grandmother or mother makes for you when she wants to balance healthiness and taste.

Friend 1:''What'd you eat at your grandma's house?''
Friend 2:'' Oh i just ate some lentils and bacon.''

by Tr4shR4t March 24, 2021


Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

by syst3mselite February 21, 2024


bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 28, 2023


invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx February 12, 2016


The Bacon Of The Sea

Cured Eel Strips

Gotta get the bacon of the sea up on my plate, my mouth waters for that sweet salty eel goodness.

by thesleepyeel March 11, 2017


Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013