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Something that you put a bunch of different people's mouthes.
dumbass: Ha! Jack just inserted a pencil into Jills oral cavatie, and then inserted it into Bob's oral cavatie
cool person: Stupid dumbass..you say it like this "jack just gavesome nub nub candy to jill, and then to bob"
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A person who is half of European descent, and half of Native American descent. Coming from the fact that they'd be part white, part red man, like a candy cane.
Yo, candy cane!
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A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.
"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."
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When a bandit sneaks into your hotel room and shoves candy into your butt.
Oh no! The candy butt stuffer struck again with a king size snickers
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When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”
Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”
Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”
Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
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Playing Candy Crush for an extended period of time. Usually over a weekend or overnight, the person on the binge does not eat or sleep and does not bathe, they do go to the bathroom but they take the device that they are playing on with them. They have a glazed appearance and can become irritable when spoken too while on the binge. It is best to let the binge run its course.
She was up all night playing candy crush and now she has to go to work. Not going to fun working all day after a candy crush binge.
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Pertaining to someone who is gay.
Dude, do you see the way he walks? He definitely has some Sweet Leg Candy.
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