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"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
I have a friend who is a little canadian oven
Two men pull their foreskin back and put the tips of their penises together then proceeds to pull the foreskin over each other's penis heads overlapping foreskins. Also known as docking
Dallin and I had a Canadian sweater for our anniversary.
Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone
Bill just got the angry Canadian snail
the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight
this man is so canadian television
A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.
I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!
A sex act in which a subject is lubed in maple syrup, and gang banged by 3 males of 6 different ethnicities.
I walked in on my girlfriend receiving a Canadian Rubik’s cube when I came home for my lunch break
Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian
Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon