tit cheese

that gross smelling looking gunk that collects under the teats of extremely large sweaty fat chicks.

when was the last time you scraped the tit cheese off from under these saddle bags??

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grilled cheese

Any situation in which a man's ejaculate resembles the "cheese" between any two "bread-like" objects as with a grilled cheese sandwich, especially when slowly pulled apart.

"Man, that wet dream wouldn't have been so awkward had I not been naked and had to get a spatula to peel my sheet from my mattress. I grilled cheese-d that shit. Just like Mom used to make."

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Chunky Cheese

A fat or obese woman that kidnaps random men that she thinks attractive off the streets, brings him home, stuffs him into her closet, and fucks the man senseless until she gets tired of it. Then puts him in the recycle for the recycle to come pick him up.

Dude, I was almost the victim of a Chunky Cheese! Hot dayum...

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Butthole Cheese

It is the act of not wiping after defecation and leaving the excrement to fester on ones anus therefore hardening and turning into butthole cheese.

"Dude, you should wipe a lot more often!"
"Why?"
"Because your ass cheeks are caked in butthole cheese!"

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cheese wheel

Also known as Super Tuna Can, a gigantic penis, however, most of it's volume is derived from it's long diameter, not it's short length. Also known as Mega, Super, or Hyper Chode

Man, it's so hard to hide my cheese wheel, it just doesn't fit in any pants

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Cheese Its

Cheese Its are a rare, priceless substance found only in red rectangular containers labeled "Get Your Own Box". Leading anthropologists believe this to be some kind of a warning of a curse or rather, a message saying that it's the property of someone else.
They are very tasty.

Friend: Hey can I have some of those Cheese its?
Me: No get your own damn box!

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cheese butt

loose butt hole that has been tampered with

mcpheeters dirtnugs got cheese butt

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