Oak Forest Cherry Picker

Girl grabs the testicles and pull them so hard that it rips out

Last night Bella gave me an Oak Forest cherry picker and now has to pay for my testicle transplant

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Got any cherries up in here?

Said when looking for something fresh in a stale place.

Dude, this party sucks. They got any cherries up in here?

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Cherry coated Flavor Nugget

When a man is eating and woman out and she is on her period and then burps up a blood clot in her face.

Man: "Burp"!!!!
Woman: Oh, NOOOOO! You just cherry coated flavor nuggeted all over my FACE!!!

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Chocolate Chip Cherry Pie

This act involves a minimum of one woman and a partner. The woman must be in a period of menstruation. She first will lay back spreading her legs. The parts then squats over her and deficates into her vagina. He then performs oral sex on the woman, eating every last bit or feces from her vagina.

Yo Justin, I at some ovules last night while I was munching on a Chocolate Chip Cherry Pie!

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Chocolate Covered Cherry Popsicle

Noun: When you pull a used tampon out of a girl and stick it up her ass, it becomes a chocolate covered cherry popsicle

"so she said she was hungry so i gave her a chocolate covered cherry popsicle

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pretty pretty please with cherries on top

a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.

Setting: Home
Characters: mom

teenager

Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old

man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.

Teen: That was a bad joke.

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chocolate covered cherry picker

The act of one orally extracting puss out of his/her partners hemorroid

Oh god Billy you have to give me a chocolate covered cherry picker tonight

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