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nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks
oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!
get out of the park you dark fruits dan!
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The useless phrase you learn in Year 7 which you'll never use in real life unless you're begging to get gangbanged by a few roadmen...
French Teacher: "LISTEN UP YEAR 7! So... how do we say 'in my pencil case'?"
Class: "Dans ma trousse!!"
Me: "Just let the ground swallow me up right now."
The hand that you use to spank the ass of your dog when you're taking it from behind.
My dog tried to pull away last night so I used the Palm of Dan to keep him still until I finished.
A pissflap
“Did you see Dan Mason before ?”
“Yea he’s such a pissflap!!”
Absolute fockin geeza. Beats an oluwa Seun at everything. Including big cock competitions. Everyone wants to shag him including the boys but he’s straight so peak for them.
Oluwa Seun is so cool.
Yh but hav u heard of a dan west he’s better
Going assassin mode, but only when your fellow comrades have been already executed.
Guess who's alive. "go ahead and get your Dan Kills"