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gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses
Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!
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Horse is heroin. Those who ride the white horse are regular users, addicts, otherwise they'd be "chipping." Not to be confused with "ride the pale horse" and "ride the white pony."
At some point every drug user, destitute and desperate, resorts to the cheapest accessible high. When you wonder what appeal heroin has, it is that it fills this niche. It winds up being the last alternative too, because when you ride the white horse, so often you subsequently die.
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1 NOUN: BABY WALE HORSE
an extrememly large "wang"
sup warry
minimum requirement: 6 inches
maximum length: 10 feet
2 ADJ: BABY WHALE HORSE BLUBBA
an extremely fat peter.
chode, like in manner and appearance
1 "hiii baby whale horse!"
"are you talking about my wang"
.......absolutely
2 "that baby whale horse blubba peter is unreal."
"that baby whale horse blubba last night was to die for."
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A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.
Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
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Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing,
Give it a lick,
Ooh, it tastes just like raisins,
Have a stroke of its mane,
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again,
When you tug on its winkie.
Ooh that's dirty!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you
where the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet sweet lemonade (x2)
Get on my horse,
I'll take you 'round the universe,
and all the other places too!
I think you'll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything
Shut up woman
Get on my horse!
Look at my horse,
his dick is amazing!
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To show one's age. When an older person makes a comment or action that refers back to times long since past and shows just how old they are, generally alienating the younger generation a bit in the process.
My grandfather made a reference to Howdy Doody today. Man, was he showing the horse and cart.
Also showing your age
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A term/meme originally coined on The Friend Society Forums. That has spread to other forums.
1. When a pornographic movie unexpectantly becomes a beastiality movie by the introduction of an animal at the point when the viewer is usually fully aroused, often to the disgust and dismay of the viewer.
2. When a male animal is introduced into a pornographic movie, often taking the female actress engaged by complete surprise.
3. When one is viewing a pornographic website and is unexpectedly exposed to questionable or relatively disgusting or unarousing material.
4. Any unexpected boner killing material found in a pornographic movie or website.
The term is used as an expression of surprise and disgust.
I was viewing this porn site once and it was full of really hot girls, then all of a sudden, BAM, ambush horse cock!
That ambush horse cock totally killed my boner!
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