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Calhoun High School

A high school located in North Merrick. All the kids in South Merrick wish they could go there but instead get stuck at Kennedy High School in Bellmore. Has a great performing arts program and sports program. Usually kids on sports, clubs, and On Tour are really nice. Everyone else is an asswhole. Calhoun is filled with some really nice kids, then there are those losers who smoke weed around all day and party all night. They will go to Nassau Community College and do absolutely nothing with their lives.

Calhoun High School Kid 1:You going to Brookside tonight?
Calhoun High School Kid 2: Yeah were gonna look like total alcoholics

The next morning...
Calhoun High School Kid 2:I drank 27 beers last night
Calhoun High School Kid 1: No you didn't dipshit, you'd be in ICU then
Calhoun High School Kid 2:Oh well I guess I just make shit up to make me sound cool

by iloveguys May 4, 2009

88πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Arlington High School

THE Arlington High School located in Lagrangeville, NY. It is named after a neighborhood in the town of Poughkeepsie but now has kids from Poughkeepsie to Poughquag. Has a fabulous yet misundersood marching band, strong music, arts, and sports. WE HAVE A HELLUVA FOOTBALL TEAM. All of the other schools talk bad because they're jealous. Especially John Jay. OLE! OLE! OLE!

Yo, I wish I went to Arlington High School.

by Ladyroro January 25, 2009

101πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Brookside High School

A high school in Sheffield Lake, Ohio that everyone makes out to be this great place and in reality, a major hell whole! Drug dealers everyone, ghetto white minorities, and 18 year olds that are still sophomores. The teachers are mostly dumb and the football team sucks major ass. The only thing good about Brookside is the Volleyball team and Drama Club. Sheffield Lake is party central for weekends. Everyone is always drinking. Lake Brookside happens sometimes too! That's when rain water fills up the school parking lot and floods because no one has cleaned it out in 10 damn years!

Brookside High School sucks ass

by S.K.L November 30, 2012

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Neptune high school

Sum ugly ass bitches with some ugly ass attitudes. Gon get your shit whacked. Students be suckin off the teachers and bitches always be gettin into fights over stupid shit like if someone blinked at them. Hoes continue to have their sex tapes leaked and they've already gotten hiv like 30 times in a row. Bob the builder can't even fix this shit. And shit. Bob the builder can fix everything. There's weed in every locker and I swear them janitors open them lockers up and shove the weed up their asses. Because don't we all wanna do sum shit like that?

"Hey, can I get a copy of your sex tape?"
"Nah. You can get the experience of one rn tho." πŸ˜‰ Neptune high School

by slade.boy August 24, 2017

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Golden High School

Golden High School is the best school ever, extremely superior to its rival Wheat Ridge High School. Qualities include: Awesome students, awesome staff and fabulous sports teams. Students here always remember to be kind and most importantly, BEAT THE WHEAT!

I’m so glad I go to Golden High School, I hear Wheat Ridge High School is the worst.

Did you hear Golden High School won against the wheat last night? Looks like harvest season is going to be rough this year for Wheat Ridge High School.

by The succubus of Golden High October 22, 2018

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


spotsylvania high school

Dirty ass, illiterate, redneck county school. Mostly built on country white people with few groups here and there of black folk. Lots of fake people and shit talkers. Teachers are disrespectful and air heads.

β€œEver been to a Spotsylvania high school party?” β€œYea man that shit was lit, they played bodak yellow and everything β€œ

by Johndoe101niqqa October 28, 2017

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


waynesboro high school

Pretty dumb. In the middle of nowhere. Full of stoners, crackheads, and fat people (who are also ugly)

Ew you go to Waynesboro high school .

by Matthewspoop October 22, 2017

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž