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Jelly Gash

After dinner the other nite, My Gal said it is that time of the month.
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash

After dinner last night. My gal said it is that time of the month, My area is a total Jelly Gash.

by Thenry June 20, 2023


peanut slutter and jelly

Someone who enjoys as much as they enjoy a classic PB&J, and they know how to lick the knife clean.

She, being a peanut slutter and jelly, enjoyed new sexual experiences.

by Poetlaureate February 17, 2022


Jelly Nigga

One who’s able to do whatever he wants whenever he wants. Also able to do little anything imaginable.

Who do you think you are doing this” you then reply with “I’m jelly Nigga

by Lilboz313 December 3, 2022


Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021


Peanut jelly

What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!

I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022


jelly cupboard

When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.

There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.

by Professor Tripp January 29, 2016


Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018