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A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
Dan has a disgusting Ham Beard
I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.
"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".
All sayings must include a chin stroke.
Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"
Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
When you are sucking a dude's dick and his hairy balls rest on your chin...face beard
"yo...I was sucking this guys dick last night and his hairy balls sat on on my chin for like 5mins...and the whole time I felt like I had a face beard"
When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.
God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!
The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
A Viking like beard from the pubiscus hairs on ones ballsack
His Viking scrote beard attracted all the men of the town
The act of a female performing oral sex on a male while she has stubble, thus creating a chafing or rash on the male.
A.K.A. BK
Ah man I had the best bearded kathe last night, i got out of the shower and she threw me down, then proceded to BK me man!