helmet hair

when you jizz in a condom and then pull it over the girls head and rub it around.

"i gave megan some mad helmet hair last night."

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rat hair

When chicks dont brush their hair or its just ugly. This is mostly referred to girls cause guys look hot sometimes with it.

person 1: wow, check that chicks hair. its so raty.
person 2: wow, but check out that guys rat hair, hes so hot.

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emo hair

One ugly haircut.
So ugly and sad, it´s a wonder that it dont cut itself...

A: Why is that kid crying?
B: Must be because of that ugly emo hair.
A: Look, he´s wrist are bleeding.
B: LOL! He should´ve cut his hair instead.
A: "Lolololol!"

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hair band

an 1980's musical band

Poison, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses

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Waffle hair

When some dumbass bitch sucks so much dick that her hair gets plastered with spunk, and she doesnt have time to wash it out because she is always fiending for another load.

I gave that bitch a perm with my sperm! WAFFLE HAIR!!!

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public hair

a pubic hair gone on a walkabout somewhere quite visible, possibly on one's shirt or stuck behind a piece of Scotch tape

public hair
so wrong, so human, such a personal hygiene foul

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Swishy Hair

Swishy hair is described to be hair that is long and is swept to the side creating bangs. Justin Beaver has this hair, and makes girls go wild because of his hair. Majority of white girls like this hair, and are more attractive to it.

There isn't really an example for this, but here is one, Justin Beaver has the Swishy Hair.

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