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Swishy pants are those athletic pants that are very loud and obnoxious when you move around in them. They are very out of style, so don't wear them to parties or social gatherings. Oh and we can all agree that they're a little gay.
1. Google search swishy pants if you want to see them!
2. That dude wore swishy pants to a party, he's got no style.
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someone who is being a pansy or a shy ass mutha who can't get his/her game on.
"Dude don't be sucha pussy pants go talk to her!!!"
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Slut pants are those plad PJ pants that people think are ok to wear in public. All it really means is the person wereing them is ready for sex. easy down easy up, perfect for quicky.
Dude1: dude you see that chick, shes totaly read for it just look at her slut pants they aleady have splouge marks on them.
Dude2: ummm....dude i made those marks
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A rather torn up vagina that has been pounded so many times it now resembles a pair of parachute pants. Also, See: Wizards Sleeves
1: Look at that hottie!
2: No way, dude. Stay away from that shit.
1:Why?
2: I hear she has some nasty parachute pants.
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a momentary burst of sexual arousal (a pun on flash in the pan)
I had a flash in the pants from thinking about the night before, but realized I can't let it interrupt my work.
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A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
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A sarcastic expression addressing someone who looks or acts in an unbecoming way. They never understand...
Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Thanks! I thought my mom's neon green spandex would make an excellent fashion statement today even though I'm a 25 yearold male.
Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Does that mean you want to sleep with me?
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