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A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.
If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!
A person who has to have everything their way and puts other people down for having different taste.
Hey man you want to go see a concert tonight?
Who's playing?
Well it's sort of an electronic..
Let me STOP you right there that music is for liberal pussies and gays. It has nothing god fearing to do with it... Pantera? That's a band.
You're such a One Way Joe.
Two philapino men banging in front of a mirror
Ethan: “Where’s Lorenzo and Nathan tonight? “
Me: “They’re probably at home having a philapino four way”
If you’re not sucking by halfway then your walking or swimming back to where we came from.
Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
person1: This time I'ma let it all come out
This time I'ma stand up and shout
I'ma do things my way, it's my way
My way or the highway
person2: limp bizkit SUCKS!
person1: fuck off
Bad ass bitch with a thiq volomptuous dumptruck of an ass.
Hi Chong Wai Ming!
Something that sounds really cool but is secretly dirt
Alex: WOW! That game was a Minecraft; the way home!
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