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Military unit located in Camp Carroll, South Korea. Ran by retards who don't know anything about leadership. Try to be "squared away" but really suck at it. Most fucked up ADA unit in the Army...of all time. DO NOT AIP! SGT (E-5) Is the worst rank in this unit. You will come a Specialist and leave a fuzzy. Their ass-hole is so tight you can put a lump of coal up it, and in three weeks it will be a diamond.
Man, I;m going to 2-1 ADA!
Shit...that sucks!
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A number for sex-hungry, teen/college virgins to dial with sounds of sex for them to whack off too. This number is always busy, and you are instantly greeted by a horny girl.
P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"
P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE
"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE
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34 1/2 is half of 69. It means one performing an oral sex act instead of two performing simultaneously.
34 1/2 is my favorite sexual position, it's less work than 69.
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A trash as nigga who is the exact opposite of a lvl 100 boss
Goddamn lagod such a lvl 1 crook
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When your local minecraft youtuber does a speedrun and "accidentaly" cheats
lol dream has a 1 in 7.5 trillion chance from recovering from this!
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GET. OUT. OF. MY. HEAD
did you hear the cringey song that is on the internet? its called 1 877 kars4kids
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The chances of being picked up by a spaceship if you get ejected into space within the 30 seconds you can survive according to The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
2^2079460347:1, where 2079460347 is also the telephone number of the Islington flat where Aurther met a very nice young woman, whom he totally blew it with.
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