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3 for 2

A promiscuous girl takes off her shirt and shows her tits in exchange for 3 gentleman showing off their dicks.

Man can you believe that? That girl gave us the 3 for 2 last night.

Remember that party back in 3rd year when she showed us the 3 for 2? Slut!

by the witness June 27, 2012

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2

Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?

by Hunter126 December 16, 2017

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


1053|2

a loser.. using l337 speak

nerd one - yew r teh 1053|2
nerd two - zomg yew pwned taht n008!

by ellejawn November 12, 2007

25πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


November 2

A day where people’s names that rhyme with seven get sex, a lot.

Hey my name is Kevin, and it is November 2 ,doesn’t that mean sex.

Yes.

by Mysticalnuts October 14, 2019

14πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


halo 2

Half life 2 is a better game becuase its not fake.

Better than ping pong but not half life

by John from valve March 19, 2005

22πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Diablo 2

A super super cool game that i am awful at! You get to kill cows!!!!!

wow, killer cows dude.

by moo November 9, 2003

42πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž


Destiny 2

Fucking shoot tons of aliens to get the nice loot you have been grinding forever for. Only to get a basic carbon copy gun with higher power level 10 fucking seconds later

Guy: aw nice a new weapon for my 600 power titan!

Guy 2: bruh destiny 2 is shit stop wasting your time you fucking no life

by watermel0n July 6, 2019

40πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž