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An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
Mary and I did some freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.
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The euphoric feeling in your belly after dropping a big load.
Load, crap, shit, pleasure,post-poo relief
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Someone who sends in post cards to Post Secret about things that everyone already knows or who brags about their secret being picked.
Josh was a Post Secret poser and would send in post cards every week about the time he pissed his pants at prom. Like no one would figure that one out.
"Tony, don’t be such a Post Secret poser. If you’re going to send in secrets shut up about it."
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When people type long nonsensical stuff on forums, comments, aim profiles etc...
I really hate coconut juice. I don't know why everybody likes it, whenever I'm at my friends house he always asks me to fetch him a can of coconut juice and I always think "I wonder if artificial coconut juice tastes good" and which brings me to the point of me thinking if artificial coconut juice really exists. Does it? And why do people make artificial flavours? Why can't they get the natural fruit in the drink. It's pretty easy, all you need to do is go to Dracula's house and ask him for some fruits like oranges. Then take the oranges and give them to Dracula and voila, orange juice. I once did a report on Dracula for my English teacher then she gave me an F for science. Today's society is filled with racist English teachers and artificial flavours. If you've ever noticed that artificial flavoured drinks never have pulp. Pulp Fiction are one of the greatest films ever made in the whole unvierse. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. Have you noticed that Quentin sounds like a artificial drink of some kind? I'm thirsty, ever been in the desert and you craved for water? I sure have, you see things called mirages, I'm sure you've heard of these. Have you been to the casino Mirage? I haven't but it looks cool. It's so hot right now. This room isn't cold enough, I need ice. You know Ice Cube? The rapper? He's the shittiest actor but a good rapper. What kind of crap is that? How do you feel about death metal? I remember Mitch Hedberg said in his one comedy show "My death metal band was called Injured" At least that's what I thought what he said. I got injured trying to handlebar ride. My ankle got involved and it hurt real bad. So yeah.... thank you for your time.
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A "Post Gasm Sweepy" is the feeling of extreme exhaustion of sleepiness that occurs after one cummed so fuckin hardd afder seggs thad they are completely depleted of all physical strength and experience an overwhelming desire to sleep. Post Gasm Sweepy, often shortened to "PGS", is most likely to occur in "little UwU" type males, and "Girlboss" females. Although, anyone can experience episodes of PGS. PGS is similar in nature to Post Nut Clarity, however PGS effects ones' physical body, whereas PNC effects ones' mental state.
Charles: ayo dyuo-two smash last night?
Tiktok Eboy: yesssirrrr, we fugged. cept I cummy wummied so hardd that I got a down bad case of post gasm sweepy.
Charles: oh you little UwU, I bet she pulled the covers over the both of you.
Tiktok Eboy: yessir, she is my little kitten <3~
Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.
Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭
The way you feel for a short period after disembarking a flight. This feeling often causes you to notice little things you typically wouldn’t otherwise, like background instrumentals of songs, and contemplate bigger topics, like any recent issues in your life or things one might even consider philosophical.
Sally: You ever notice how in the beginning of Africa by Toto, you can hear a faint laugh?
Lupita: How and why the hell did you notice that?
Sally: I think it was from the post flight clarity.