ja rule

A very good rapper who is hated on by people who desperatley want to win affection from 50 Cent. Even though they will never meet 50 Cent they will buy a vibrator, and have "Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson" engraved on it, then stick it up their faggot asses while they suck their best mate's dick.
In conclusion, only diss rappers if you have actually heard a good deal of their songs, you ignorant motherfuckers.

Fag #1: I hate on Ja Rule coz it might help me get to suck 50's cock someday.

Fag #2: But ya never gonna meet 50 so what's the point. Just suck on my dick.

Me: Yo faggot haters... (Shoots the faggot haters and cruises off)

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rule 42

nothing is sacred

a: "i cannot believe they are de-sanctifying Mother Mary in this atrocious satanic collage!"
b: "well, nothing is sacred. rule 42 lady..."

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Rule 125

That, to be a girl gamer, you must be either a fan of Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, Halo, or Grand Theft Auto game series.

Jane: I am a huge Mario, Sonic, Spyro, and Pokemon fan! I am a girl gamer.
Blaine: Rule 125 dumbass.
Jane:....

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Rule 158

Because Trinity said so. It's her rule.

Boy: why does this rule exist?
Trinity: because I said so. Rule 158

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Rule 573

Rule 573.
If you don't mention your friends when talking about them, you have enormous midget powers.

-dude 1 being quiet-

dude 2: Rule 573! RUN!

Nynne: Get over here you midget!

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Naked Rule

If you live with other people and nobody is home then you have the oppourtunity to get naked and do everyday things, when/if caught you excuse is simply the 'naked rule'

Frankie: DUDE! Your rubbing your bare arse all over the sofa, wtf are you doing?
Rob: ehh, naked rule?

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Rule 36

If it exists, it can run DOOM.

A: Is this laptop good?
B: Remember Rule 36.

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