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Väänänen syndrome

Purpose of life is getting pussy ANYTIME when possible. Also the courage to take the "not so pretty one", if IT is guaranteed.

- "what the fuck is that guy doing? That girl aint that pretty?"
- "well, he has the Väänänen syndrome"

by Christmas spirit 2010 December 26, 2010


House Syndrome

Any television character that is so unlikeable that he/she is actually likeable has House Syndrome. House Syndrome is based on House MD but the syndrome also applies to Lie to Me etc.

1: Yeah man, he totally has House Syndrome. We still cool though.

by casdebom February 25, 2011


metro syndrome

A state of mind, usually aquired from a long trip on any subway or metro train, wherein the person feels as if everyone is looking at them.

Dale: Hey bro, what took you so long to get here?

Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!

by Aaron Michael December 26, 2007


Wigger Syndrome

(noun) A syndrome that occurs when white people mentally think that they are black. They dress like they are black, talk like they are black, and act like they are black. This syndrome is closely related to Gender Identity Disorder and people who suffer from this should not be made fun of but should be given mental help.

John: Wow look at that white kid over there, he thinks he is black.
Tom: Don't make fun of him, it looks like he suffers from Wigger Syndrome.

by thedon123456 November 10, 2013


Shopholm Syndrome

The resulting snobbish attitude of hourly-earning, high-end retail workers caused by prolonged exposure to rich, snobbish customers.

Shopholm Syndrome manifests when you are ignored because you don't look as wealthy as the stores usual patrons, snubbed when you ask for something you don't see on the shelves, etc. All this is contempt for you, the poorer shopper, who probably makes as much or more than they do in some office job.

by bobschriner April 20, 2009


Jock Syndrome

A mental illness which will get people to be overactive in sports.

Symptoms may include:

Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal

How it is spread:

infected parents, infected peers

Oh no, I think you're infected with Jock syndrome

by SpiceRice May 16, 2019


Midnight Syndrome

(n.) A feeling of loneliness or depression, typically happening around midnight.

I couldn't sleep last night, Midnight Syndrome kept me up.

by Anna Non Ymous December 29, 2017