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Almost impossible but can be done with a 99% fail rate
"DUDE you saw him joke rizzing?" yea he came back a playless joke!
A pun with a long pretense and many unnecessary details ultimately leading to a disappointing
Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.
friend 1: "this is hard"
friend 2: "that's what-"
friend 3: "-your mom said last night."
friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"
when someone makes a double deckered triple layered analysis requiring joke that you need a PhD to understand
jack: this weather is as hot as a tree
john: did you just make a thinking joke
jack: yes
john: fuck you
Something people don’t understand
Me: They did surgery on a grape
Friend:That’s not possib-
Me:That’s the joke dumbass