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what your jackass boyfriend says and then plays x-box and calls you 3 hours later wondering why you are infact mad.
"hey babe call you right back"
.. 3 Hours Later
"Hey babe i love you, what are you doing?"
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Frank Edwin Right III, now known as Tre Cool is the drummer of the band Green Day, he is one very talanted man, believed to be the best drummer in the world! He is the godfather of Billie Joe Armstrong's 2 children, Jakob and Joseph.
I changed it because it sounded like a pack of hotdogs,because my dads name is Frank and so is my Grandpas so i changed Frank Edwin Right III to Tre Cool.
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Get your shit together--and keep it together.
If you don't straighten up and fly right, I'll have to call the police, and they'll do it for you!
Confirmation/acceptance of something, referring to the speakers handedness for masturbation.
Brenda: You said we’re meeting at 1:30 for coffee, right?
Samuel: You’d be as right as my jerk hand with that.
Vast right wing conspiracy is a term first used by Hillary Clinton to describe the opposition movement, and their bullshit, during her husband Bill Clinton's presidency. This was a REAL problem. David Brock provides a look inside and confesses to being a part of it in his book "Blinded by the Right."
There were many people opposed to Clinton's progressive ideas and the right-wing segment of the population was trying hard to disrupt his agenda. (see White Water, travelgate, Monica Lewinsky, American Spectator) Luckily for Clinton, and America as a whole, he was able to accomplish many good things, like balancing the budget for the first time in 30 years!
Many people think that the conspiracy was just about the Clintons, but other democrats have faced it too.
Some examples: John Kerry 2004 swift boat veterans for truth, the Obama birther bullshit, the death panels bullshit and all this Obama is socialist bullshit!
The vast right wing conspiracy is alive and well during the Obama Administration. The G.O.P. is still spreading bullshit lies about where Obama was born, spreading lies to scare people away from Health Care reform, and trying to kill anything they consider "progressive."
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This a very powerful sentence which may only be used after some has said something not related to any of the words in the sentnce
Mighty Conch do we get out the kelp forest?
Fuck Her Right In The Pussy
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When you're texting two people and you accidently send the wrong text to the other person. Such as, when you're texting your BFF and then your crush texts you and you send your crush the text you meant for your BFF.
(Through texts)
Me: Hey, Mandy.
Mandy: Hey, girl, what's up?
Me: So, I was thinking about taking my relationship to the next level with Jake...
Jake: Really? I've been waiting lol
*me: I'm so embarassed! That was the right text, wrong person!*
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