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White male who yearns to be black on the inside, usually wearing a hat with a flat bill, sometimes bearing a sticker that displays the hats size. Wears loose clothing and jerseys and drive cars that Mommy and Daddy bought for them. Usually complete pot heads. Think that there a gangsta when they usually live in rich white suburbs. Usually associate themselves with the brands south pole, SRH, and FUBU
dude, I swear if those bro-dogs sitting behind wont shut the fuck up I'm gonna shove the hat of his so far up his ass tha his nose will bleed
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1) A term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with California Bros.
2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.
1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!
2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.
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A douche bag that thinks everyone likes them when even his "friends" don't. Thinks he is better than everyone and can get all the ladies. Needs to go waxing as a daily activity and does steroids every once in a while. Gym Tanning Laundry.
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Noun.
The Bro version of a Ken. Essentially, the best man a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe) could hope for. Simply put, a bro that has learned to remove his hat, and to comb his hair.
"I think Bro Kens only exist in the minds of Bro Hos. I have yet to see one."
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When your bro is taking about sex with his girl and you work up a chub thinking about it.
Dude you gotta stop talking about Ashleigh. Your giving me a bro chub.
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Two dude friends who like to play butt pirate and seal their relationship with a complex, secret "handshake" using their penises.
"What did you do last night?"
"Hung out with my Dong Bros!"
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