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ie. 'show me what you got' in terms of oral sex
coined by lady gaga's song 'teeth', in which she sings: take a bite of my bad girl meat, show me your teeth
Lisa: show me your teeth, Ben
Ben: really?! i did it last week, do i have to do it again?
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A match-up between a talented center and a guard on opposing teams. A reference to Wilt Chamberlain and Kobe Bryant. Described as a basketball player who is high in stats and is winning the game.
Shaquille O'Neal is a part of the Wilt and Kobe Show right now.
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A youtube series following a loose cast of teenagers that live in northeast Illinois. Started in June 2006. It is a look through the lives of those teenagers and their ideas in the form of skits that are only funny to the members of the show and a couple of deranged fans. It is also called CES
Dude: "Hey! Is the new episode of The Crazy Evil Show up yet?"
Other Dude: "No, Kyle still didn't put it up yet..."
Dude: "Damn...."
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The Way That Bodies Collied When your Making Love, Not Just Sex.
Baby I want to be inside you as our naked bodies collide in an epic passion of love showing
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A euphemism for jerking off.
What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...
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"Show me your teeth," tell me the truth even if it bites.
She asked him "Are you lying? Show me your teeth."
Show me the real you, Show me the truth.
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Translation: "Finish your drink, now!"
Usage: This is a command a man gives to a friend that has been nursing an alcaholic drink for too long. Once the command has been said, that person must then immediatly finish the remainder of their drink. It is customary but not mandatory for the person finishing the drink to say "Pussy shown". It's the equivalent of having someone say "you're welcome" before the other person can say "thank you".
Background: Theoritically, there are a certain number of alcaholic beverages that need to be consumed by a woman before a man is given the opportunity to hang dong on her. Whether it be a one night stand or spanning several dates; it doesn't matter. All a man is ever thinking to himself with each drink given is the phrase "show me your pussy". Since saying this phrase outloud on an actual date ensures years of celibacy and uninterrupted masturbation, it can only be said amongst friends as a playful way to blow off stream from the pressures of actual dating.
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Tucker: Mehar, you been holding that warm Zima for 2 hours. Show me your pussy and let's get another drink.
"Mehar Drinks"
Mehar: Pussy shown!
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Gus: I bought Webber like five drinks and he didn't show me his pussy once.
Buford: Well you can always count on me. I won't let you down...
Gus: Buford?
Buford: Yeah Gus?
Gus: You think you could show me your pussy? It would mean a lot to me.
Buford: Sure pal. Oh and uh...I'm a gay guy now.
Gus: We're no longer friends.
pussyboozedrinkvaginabeersexshow me your box
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