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Close Eye Syndrome:
This strange physiologic feature/disorder, was first diagnosed in 1997 in York, Pennsylvania, by a college student who was not from the region. CES is increasingly common in the Pennsylvania/Maryland area, however, it can appear anywhere else where people do not have enough ocular separation. The symptoms include two very proximate eyes that appear to grow closer together over time. The unlucky carrier of CES does not know they have it, and while not in any way cross-eyed, they look like a fool. It is possibly more prominent in women than men.
Ryan: Dude, did you hear, Melissa got a nose job?
Steven: Why, she has CES, she should've gotten her eyes separated.
Ryan: CES?
Steven: You know, Close Eye Syndrome. She looks like a damn cyclops
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A young girl with an amazing personality that everyone can't help but to love her. She chooses to befriend males rather than females. A Ce-ce has tons of friends that would never think of leaving her. Ce-ce's tend to be attractive to everyone. All Ce-ce's have the super power to know what someone's feeling. Never mess with a Ce-ce or you will surely find yourself in a world of pain. When you see a Ce-ce, her image will be locked in your memory forever. Falling in love with a Ce-ce is unavoidable. However Ce-ce's do not fall in love with anyone. The consequences of having feelings for a Ce-ce are terrible. Never leave her side, she will help you through all obstacles and create wonderful memories throughout your friendship.
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Derived from Uzbekistan's latin translation of "Hey fine thang, why don't you come on over and teach me experimental astrological physics and theoligy?", it was eventually condensed to "Hey..."
Literally translated in the Greek, it means Ta-Ta, but it's all a complex fabricated nickname anyway, so we won't go into that
How are you doing, Ce-Ce?
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CE is an acronym for "casual encounters" a section of the popular trading website craigslist. CE represents to the rest of the world a place where sexual favors are exchanged for the lowest level of implied commitment. It is typically infested with single moms, prostitutes, transsexuals, and jailbait who are all vying with each other to trap Mr. Scumbag USA into an LTR (Long Term Relationship) with the promise of NSA (No Strings Attached) sex.
Justin : Dude my fucking sac itches and I think I got herpes on my face.
Frank : Well you shouldn't have fucked that chick from CE dude.
Justin : Yeah, I mean it was cool that she was really into anal, but I probably should have known better.
Frank : Sometimes you have to think about what you don't want before you think about what you want.
Justin : Sage advice.
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Common Era. This is a term used by people who feel that "AD" actually still has a religious significance in this day in age.
Little known fact: telephones were actually invented in 1243 AD - Sorry, CE, but due to government restrictions, were not introduced commercially until much later.
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The second largest social board on GameFAQs (# 400) and since the Gamespot merge and LUE restrictions, is now degrading to an even dumber LUE.
CE used to be filled with interesting and quality people, now it's filled with fucktards.
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