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A bed designed for kittens to nap in.
We got to give these kittens a kitten bed for them to go to sleep.
A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
The moment shared between a man and a woman after dirty, rough, disgusting and often less than usual fucking, kissing, humping and cumming. Usually between a Bethany and a Joshua...
Sometimes this sex is watched by a group of unseen eyes, most of which are insanely attracted to both Bethany and Joshua..
This sex is special but still would disturb the average viewer....
"Ciggarettes in bed" is when...
Bethany - "Next time don't stop choking me when I pass out..."
Joshua - "You're a fucking freak, go get the the smokes so we can have a cigarette in bed"
an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex
bullie: give me my lunch
me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!
Prison bed is when you take off all your bedding to wash it and while it's in the washer and dryer you are laying on the bare mattress with an assortment of blankets then as the real sheets and comforters are clean you still do not make the bed for several days out of laziness.
My dog actually prefers prison bed because he likes the textures of the different blankets that I layer including the electric blanket instead of just the coverlet so he is actually disappointed when I make the bed.
Oh , don't look in my room I have to make my bed, I've been sleeping on prison bed for a few days. Haha
A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.