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The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.
Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."
Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"
Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."
Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."
A reflection of Apple's anti-competitive practices. By disallowing iMessage on Android, Apple deliberately creates interoperability problems, notably including broken group chats when users attempt to communicate using a mixed set of operating systems.
In a 2013 internal email, Apple software chief Craig Federighi wrote: “I am concerned iMessage on Android would simply serve to remove an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones.”
Apple's refusal to participate in an open standards process has broken many of our group chats. It's been a real green bubble struggle.
When you do things within the social norms or abide by social laws and constructs. When you don't let your intrusive thoughts win and o things outside the "norm".
I've decided I'm just not going to work today, for no reason - I'm stepping outside my social construct bubble
Of course I'll submit the assignment, I'm staying in my social construct bubble
Paige's beautiful eyes lit up when she saw the bubbleful field of bubbles.
Your physical and mental personal space. When you are focused on positivity and someone is talking negatively.
Hey, I need my space, like I don't want to smell or feel you right now. Just get out of my bubble.
He had just aced his exam and everyone around was saying how it sucked. Hey, don't be shit-takking now, I'm in my bubble.
Blowing a big bubble into the anus and receiving a whiff on return
I like to bubble buddy her aunt
The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.
Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"