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When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger
Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action
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When you feel smarter after 2 or 3 drinks because, like the slowest buffaloes of the herd dying off, drinking kills the slowest brain cells.
This guy sat next to me at the bar and was dumb as hell. After a couple drinks his IQ seemed to increase by about 50 points. He must have been buffalo drunk.
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The condition in which, after passing out, one wakes up and is still drunk. This contrasts greatly from a hangover, because unlike the hangover, there are no unpleasant side effects.
Dude, I woke up this morning and was TOTALLY drunk-over
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Drunk bitchess get drunk and do shity things so you call the "drunk bitches." They can't handel there shit and its annoying they dont know how to drink like a real women.
Girl who gets drunk and fucks shit up and is annoying or fakes being drunk. so they are drunk bitches
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The hour or so immediately following Last Call when the roads are flooded with habitual drunk drivers. Driving during drunk o'clock is exceedingly dangerous for fairly obvious reasons. Most sane people are home with the doors locked during this time.
Sometimes also called drunk thirty
Steve was ecstatic to learn that the night shift paid a whole $1.50 an hour extra. Little did he realize that night shift meant getting out of work at exactly the same time the bars close and having to drive home at drunk o'clock
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one or more homeless people drinking liquor by or in a dumpster
catherine and i were cruising down the road, passing by several homeless people drunking by a dumpster.
"whoa -- look at those freaking trash drunks!"
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The act of having sex with a drunk girl or trying to get someone drunk so they are more liable to have sex.
Yo I heard you were trying to trunk a drunk last night at the party.
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