douche face

The characteristic face made by a douche bag who is trying to look 'tough.'

Though such a face is an intrinsic quality of ANY douche bag, it's most frequently manifest through accentuated or otherwise puffed-out lips and squinted eyes which may or may not be accompanied by a slight hiking-up of the shirt to show one's recently pumped-up six pack.

"I was trying to look respectable, but Ian was totally making a douche face during the group photo!"

*Note* Visible examples are available on the appropriately named "hot girls with douche bags" website. (look it up).

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blanket face

the phenomenon of getting imprinted lines on your face from sleeping on bunched up blankets, pillows, or other textured surfaces; often accompanied by bed head

You could tell he literally just rolled out of bed before class because he was sporting some serious blanket face and eye boogers

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Butter face

Comes from the saying "everything about her is hott but her face."

That girl has a nice ass, but she is a wicked butter face.

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Face fuck

When a guy fucks a chick's face with his dick when she's sucking on it.

holy shit, john face fucked me so hard last night that he cummed a whole river down my throat. I love swallowing his hot, creamy cum. And I'm glad he cummed a lot too cuz it tastes like pineapples. Sure I was choking on his dick but whatever.......

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dog face

Simply put, a person whose face resembles that of a dog, whether generally or of a particular breed. (e.g. having a flat face like a shih tzu).

"Cynthia is a dog face."

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vinegar face

The name given to the expression on a mans face during orgasm

When getting a blowjob in public avoid making the vinegar face,

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Poker Face

Lady Gaga claimed on interview with Jonathan Ross on Friday night with Jonathan Ross. A TV program in the UK that her song 'Poker Face' was inspired by when she used to ''make love'' to her ex boyfriend and she would pretend that he was a girl and that they were having lesbian sex but without telling him, Hence the term 'Poker Face'

She had a poker face that showed nothing to her lover that she was fantasizing about something else other than her boyfriend when they made love.

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