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When you want to cheat on your wife with the muscle milf but you don’t want to sound degenerate.
I’ve been thinking about starting an unconventional family unit with that single mom
On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House
David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced
David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
The Pantic Family has been well known to live in both Italy and Serbia.
Rumor says that grand-grandfather of the family was a mafia capo.
Pantic was visiting yesterday The Pantic Family is dangerous
Created in 2019, a clique formed by a money hungry loyal group. They consider each other family and no one in this group are traitors nor do they switch up on each other. Really close ties with the group originated in S.Korea, E4E clique. Allies of certain cliques and gangs, not specified(certain Blood gangs, certain Crip gangs, some GD, BD and Hoover), building alliances for a greater good. Enemies of this clique vary; some enemies include Taliban Bloods, 72 Mob, fake gangs and more. This clique is known to work hard for their money by building business, trades, deals and more without lying, cheating or stealing. This clique has ties around the world in Europe, Hawaii, Cali, NY, Chi, TX, LA, Georgia, and West Africa, where they receive protection and supplies. This clique does not look for trouble, but if beef is started with them, they play the game smartly and end it wisely. No one in this clique has been reported dead or found dead. Located in WA, spread throughout the cities, they are hard to locate once beefed with which makes it difficult for enemies to spot them. They have done “get backs” and whether they have killed or not, they will not specify due to safety of their “family”, from law and clout chasers. Cash Family Mafia looking to make the world more peaceful between gangs and cliques and bring allies up with them, not snakes, they hate snakes and “take out snakes & hoes” (they did not explain what they meant by that).
$FM (Cash Family Mafia) is the meaning of true brother/sisterhood that moves money and builds money in the smartest ways, like the mafia in the 60s use to move around.
This one cheesy video that mskes people wave numbers in a Conga line
Fact Fact Families do the Conga
Basically the opposite of found family, forced family is when people are brought together, usually by one or more people, and are forced to act as a family just to make that/those person/people happy. It can turn into found family under specific circumstances but usually everyone is pretty unhappy with being a "family". It's also usually very disfunctional.
Person 1: Have you heard about that family from Resident Evil Village?
Person 2: You mean the forced family that Mother Miranda made to make herself happy?
Person 1: Yep, that's the one.
quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:
Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.
Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.
Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.
Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.