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Used to discribe someone who, in an irc, hits Enter before finishing a word.
<wax> Dude, Meet the Parents sucke
<andrew> Your a little trigger happy today. eh?
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Hah! There is no such thing. Emos are always miserable, otherwise they shouldn't call themselves emos. The whole emo philosophy is to be permanently depressed in order to get attention. Stupid brats.
Therefore, the isn't any such thing as a happy emo, because that would be breaking strict emo rules - and you wouldn't want to do that; you'd only make them cry even more
*shudders*
Me: hello!
Emo: *cry* ...hi...I guess
Me: so you're an emo now are you?!
Emo: *cry*
Me: fucking trend follower
Emo: *cry*
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A line of pubic hair that often starts above your belly button in the middle of your stomach and trails straight down to your pubic area and vagina (pussy). How else is a blind man gonna get there?
Blind man: "Show me where your happy trail is so I can get to that Honey Hole of yours!"
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Used sarcasticly - One who when you try to crack a smile from let alone a conversation, it finds you more at odds than as a one legged man in an ass kicking competition. Very uncomfortable and most often resulting in random comments on the weather.
"sooo...its nice to finally meet you...what do you do for a crust"?
".....I work....."
"gee thats nice...in what field"?
".....Sales......"
"So hows about that sky...blue or what" (said with transparent enthusiasm)
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The time during, and after sex/sexual happenings when one is in an extremely good mood.
Person A: well you seem to be in a good mood
Person B: *just had sex*i know... It’s happy hour;)
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When a person is so high that one of their eyes closes like a pirate wearing an eye patch
we spoked 3 blunts alex was a happy pirate
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When you're fucking a girl, you cum all over her pubes and then pour bleach on them, then attach her ears to the ceiling and throw bricks at her ovaries and whilst making her jump
Man 1: Yeah, so I gave my girlfriend the happy bunny last night.
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
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