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Taking a picture of the screen of a phone with another phone.
Nestor, bro, my volume keys are busted, lend me your phone to take a ghetto screenshot.
A Painful Game where both people armwrestle but also at the same time dig their nails into the other person's hand while trying to win. Sometimes can leave to piercing of the skin and may be bloody and gruesome.
Ghetto Tennis is something you do not fucking say
Two different types of kool-aid mixed together with a crap ton of sugar (unmeasured) and normal amount of water.
Friend: Hey, what is there to drink?
Girl: I made some Ghetto-Laid, it is in the fridge.
In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.
Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.
Leaping from a large building bare assed into a body of water while spreading your cheeks and allowing the water to penetrate the asshole thus flushing the system of toxins and leaving the anal cavity moist and refreshed
I couldn't fit this spire in the my ass so I jumped from the bridge successfully giving myself a ghetto enema
The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.
The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.
Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.