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Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
Everyone knows why you have a computer or jerk off station in your house
Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.
when you get your Parkinson’s ridden girlfriend to jerk off your penis
‘gorrrrr matey! My girl gave me a nice ol’ spasm jerk yesterday! She couldn’t control herself!’
where you jerk off to your partner’s media content and not to media content of other people.
yea bro i just had an ethical jerk to my girl
I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏
Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash