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To be on ones own. Also known as "on me bill".
Everyone left the kitchen so I was on me tod.
Interchangeable with "pardon me"
If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
*Tummy grumble* "Oop, there's me spoon"
aka jig jog, me lon is just a noob that looooooves isaac of binding
I HATE me lon HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT ISAAC OF BINDING
Donald Trumps worldview is entirely about how things impact him, hence the Royal Me.
I don't care if your retirement account is off $20,000 in two days, Brexit has been great for me! (used as Royal Me)
A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.
Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.
The two special words that would put girls on the trigger. They’ll make you suck them making you realise that you are an asshole in every way and that you don’t deserve them.
Girl: *Moans*
Boy: Come suck me bitch
Girl: I will if you give me your life savings
Boy: But…
Girl: Ok fine pussy come suck me instead
Boy: *Thinks he is lucky*