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Jump with me

A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.

Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.

by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 21, 2016


me lon

aka jig jog, me lon is just a noob that looooooves isaac of binding

I HATE me lon HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT ISAAC OF BINDING

by Juvyx October 20, 2021


For me not for thee

"for me not for you", it's an old english Shakespearian way of saying "it's for me not for thee (you)"

The package is for me not for thee, bugger off thee!

by SomeDude2022 February 15, 2022


it’s not you, it’s me

definitely your fault.

when an asshole doesn't take responsibility for his decisions he’s going to say “it’s not you, it’s me.”

by thisbitchisleftist September 4, 2020


wuh'ant me

Used when someone is caught red handed doing something that they were not supposed to be doing; short for "wasn't me".

Judge, "How do you plead, guilty or not guilty?"

Defendant, "I plead wuh'ant me"

Judge, "We have video tape of you doing it, pictures, finger prints and an eye witness"

Defendant, "I don't know what you think you saw on the video tape, but it wuh'ant me."

by dell315 January 10, 2011


Nagel Me!

Nagel means beer.

Origins began with Naegele's Rule(Nagel’s Rule) is a standard way of determining a pregnancy due date. When a man finds out his partner is pregnant whether planned or unplanned he usually needs a beer.

Random Rob: Hey man you goin to the fridge?

Shawn: Sure buddy
Random Rob: Jane’s pregnant, Nagel Me!

Shawn grabs a beer and tosses it to Random Rob.

by ···DUG99··· September 7, 2019


byte me

A direct request for concise information.

'byte me' = send me the truth or send me precise information - via underpressure post

by underpressure.science November 24, 2020