spider monkey

The act of intercourse with deep pentatration. The man puts the bitch on her back holding her legs next to her head. He then sits on her ass pointing his unit straight down and he bobs up and down like a fishing bobber out at sea during a rough storm! Be careful you could seriously injure the bitch if you do it anal...

The fat sloppy bitch was brutally spider monkeyed!

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schlong monkey

a hoe or prostitute

"I'm gonna get me a schlong monkey tonight."

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Economy Monkey

A person who exists only as a cog in the capitalist economy that drives the US, often having no true free will.

I can’t believe you invested in the stock market you economy monkey!

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clown monkey

1: A little monkey dressed in funny clothes that dances around next to a clown who is usually playing an accordian or other terrrible musical instrument. 2: An idiot who you only hang out with because his stupid behavior amuses you and you can laugh openly at him.

Nobody really likes that clown monkey PJ, but his stupid antics are fun to laugh at when you're bored.

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Box Monkey

Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."

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monkey sucker

Euphemism for "mother fucker," to be used when your elders are around.

Bob: "That sick fuck was fucking his own mom, so I called him a..."

(Bob's father walks in the room)

Bob: "...MONKEY SUCKER!"

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monkey kitty

a badass grey kitten who's owned by a chonga and a favorite among the alley cat chumps. She prowls the streets of miami beach in a multi-striped halter walking on a leash. She smells real sexy like and will pounce if you step on her game. tha's right

"Damn Milagros, where'd monkey kitty learn to creep all all puma like dat?"

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