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November 9th is the devils day. Anyone born on this day, especially gingers are children of satan. Most people born on this day are very flirtatious and easily get what they want. Even though they are very hateful people that others often envy they are beautiful and a good friend if you can make it past them being very mean.
That Ella girl was so mean to me. I’m starting to think she was born on November 9th.
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Twas the day apon the gods blessed this dirt crested rock with the birth of a being so truly gracious that's all must take a moment of silence and offend up there popcorn too.
November 3 was the day kylee was born and it was the best day ever
November 3 is the day when the best people are born just in time to enjoy holloween on there birthday and see the beautiful fall leaves
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National slap someone named Sarah, Julia, Josie, Annie, Bianca, Lauren, Natalie, and Hayden
Friend: you know what day it is?
Natalie: november 8 wait. oh no...
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Birthday of Tina Turner, John Harvard and Charles Schulz. George Washington declared a day of Thanksgiving for adoption of U.S. Constitution in 1789, and King Tut's tomb was opened in Egypt in 1922. Sometimes is Thanksgiving Day.
-Hey Man, guess what?
-What?
-November 26, my birthday is on Thanksgiving this year!
-You're British, you don't even celebrate Thanksgiving!
-Oh. Right. Dang.
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No Nut November is where people separate the men from the boys. A male must NOT ejaculate from his penis for the entire month of November.
Jack: "Yo are you participating in No Nut November this year?"
LaMarcus: "Yeah man I won't bust a nut this whole month!"
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November 14th ahh what a crappy day to be born on. It falls exactly 9 months after Valentine's day. Oh wait that not only makes you and accident but now you can guilt your parents about their dirty little secret.
Josh:Hey when's your birthday
Kyle:November 14th why
Josh:Hahaha your a mistake kyle
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