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What people catergorize as "The good Green Day days" when in reality they're more talking about Dookie than any other album. People shouldn't use the term "Old Green Day" because it can be split up into three groups. "1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy House and Kerplunk!" is group one then "Dookie, Insomniac and Nimrod" is group two (The most common use for the term) and "Warning and Shenanigans" for group three.
Adam: I like Old Green Day, Dookie was the best album.
Jenny: Dookie isn't old Green Day, Kerplunk! is.
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A gay male who wants to date someone and not just hookup on the first meeting. Said man would love to go on many dates and get to know the other human-being he's sitting across from. Essentially the "old fashioned gay" wants to " court" their potential mate and find what " makes them tick". The OFG is not interested in any form of Hookup, even if presented the chance. The OFG is a rare breed and the KOG( kind of guy) your mother wants for you and the KOG you want to bring home to meet the family and friends. The OFG is slow in the beginning but once he knows you, be prepared to have your world rocked! THE OFG: Timeless.......... gram em when you find em, and husband them up before someone finds them. Because, you; have just landed, the illusive; OFG.
Joe is going to bring Dan to that new car museum that's opening today, Dan mentioned on their first date that he(Dan) loves old muscle cars, so Joe secretly bought opening day tickets for them months in advance. Man Joe is such an Old fashioned gay, who else would remember that from a first date?
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It is often claimed that neocons, Freemasons, various powerful secret societies etc are conspiring to create a New World Order - a one-world oppressive government, supposedly. In fact the groups mentioned constitute the Old World Order and their agenda is to keep extending their existing political and economic model that has served them so well for so long. There is absolutely nothing new about it. "Globalisation" is their key word. That is their code for complete OWO control of the world. When British Prime Minister Gordon Brown talks of "the birth pangs of a new global order," he is referring to the political and economic domination of the whole world by the OWO.
"New World Order" is a misnomer unless used in the context defined by the Illuminati. A New World Order means a new political, economic and religious configuration of the world. It does not mean an existing model simply extended further. A New World Order is precisely that - something never seen before. It is the gateway to a greater and nobler humanity.
The Old World Order's plan is not mysterious or strange. It is the simplest one imaginable, and it is tacitly supported by many people who claim to oppose the Old World Order. It is this: how do I ensure that my family is more successful than other families? As soon as you let that thought enter your head you are damned. It is the gospel of the Old World Order, their morality, their path to "salvation
Imagine a hereditary monarchy with executive power. That's what the Old World Order seek. They dream of dynastic marriages. Imagine a future where the Prince of America marries the Princess of China. That's what's coming if the Old World Order achieves its full ambition.
Dude 1: Why are you listening to that music man? Thats that Illuminati and New World Order shit
Dude 2: You fear the NWO, but its the OWO, that makes you fear what does not need to be feared. It's just music. Do your research
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A boy who plays Call of Duty and tells his mom to bring him energy drinks, then cussing her out for bringing him Red Bull instead of Monster, then cussing you out incorrectly for shooting him.
9 year old:You brung me Red Bull! Hey punk you shot me you turd! GET WRECKED!!!!
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The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.
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Cheap perfume that smells terrible and makes everyone except the perfume wearer sick. Usually worn by women who are 50 years of age or older. Tends to stick to hair and clothing.
"Susan stopped by last night and my whole house reeks like old lady perfume. She hugged me and I had to take a shower and wash my clothes to get it off me."
Greg: "It stinks in here, what is that?!"
Marsha: "Alice was just here and I'm pretty sure she bathed in old lady perfume this morning."
Greg: "Gross. Go take a shower."
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A man in his 30s and up who looks at younger girls (guys) with a eyes full of lust. Occasionally they will say "How you doing?" in a slurred and "sensual" way.
Jim Peng (32 year old guy): How you doing?
Girl (18 years old): Eww you seedy old man! Get away from me
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