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White male who yearns to be black on the inside, usually wearing a hat with a flat bill, sometimes bearing a sticker that displays the hats size. Wears loose clothing and jerseys and drive cars that Mommy and Daddy bought for them. Usually complete pot heads. Think that there a gangsta when they usually live in rich white suburbs. Usually associate themselves with the brands south pole, SRH, and FUBU
dude, I swear if those bro-dogs sitting behind wont shut the fuck up I'm gonna shove the hat of his so far up his ass tha his nose will bleed
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1) A term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with California Bros.
2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.
1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!
2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.
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A douche bag that thinks everyone likes them when even his "friends" don't. Thinks he is better than everyone and can get all the ladies. Needs to go waxing as a daily activity and does steroids every once in a while. Gym Tanning Laundry.
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Noun.
The Bro version of a Ken. Essentially, the best man a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe) could hope for. Simply put, a bro that has learned to remove his hat, and to comb his hair.
"I think Bro Kens only exist in the minds of Bro Hos. I have yet to see one."
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Term for a helpful companion who, in the situation of "nose goes", will touch your nose for you if you are unaware of it happening.
It also applies for "old-school nose goes" where you can tap someone else's nose so that they have to do it, if you're a dick like that.
When Peele started nose goes to see who would throw out everyone's trash, I knew that I had to help Key out, since we were official nose bros. I put my finger on his nose so he wouldn't have to do it.
And we all lived happily ever after as Tosh had to throw everything away. Fuckin' Tosh. You never win.
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Bro Protocol. Standard procedures and guidelines for bro behavior and bro gatherings.
What should be do tonight bro?
Let's play some beer pong and then pick up some bitches, that's pretty standard bro-tocol for a Friday.
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