When u eat a pussy so muck your
tongue has marks
I pump stomp yesterday i cant eat.
When someone is lying and you know it
I was with her last night
Stop pump fakin n booty shakin
A sex position similar to a piledriver where the penetrating partner, instead of pushing down, pulls the receiving partner up by the hips while the receiving partner rests his or her shoulders on the floor. The motion resembles the motion of operating a bike pump.
Greg: You and Jillian get it on last night?
Jake: Hell yeah, I polish bike pumped her.
Greg: Nice.
When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.
“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”
When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well
“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum
The formal sex position commonly referred to as soaking
“Dude I did the Provo pump with Emily last night”
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