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well pretty much you are getting some pussy. pretty much all there is to it. you're destroying that fucking twat. get er' boy...
Yo Levi, I went over to Lindsey's house and put my d in her v.
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"Girl put your head down like you're dodging bullets"
1). Giving oral sex in the car
2). Felacio
3). Giving chrome dome
Put your head down like you're dodging bullets.
Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.
That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets
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"Have you seen those people who put their own names and make the definition good?"
"yeah, they're dumbasss
i hate myself i wish i was dead i'm so bored i'm such a go damn disappointment my friends don't have time for me i want someone to fucking kill me i don't want to be here anymore i'm so fucking bored i'm trapped in a endless cycle i hate myself i hate myself i hate myself
Me: i want someone to put a bullet through my head
Someone: hahaha i won't lol
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Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”
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a person with absolutely no fucking friends
P1: she's such a bitch
P2: shes probably one of those people who put their own names and make the definition good
Only used when your coworker names a thing and you need to convince him to put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Once you name it , you start to become attached to it, now Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
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