H&R COCKBLOCK

A sevice provided by someone to prevent from being cockblocked

I almost lost Sally, luckily i had H&R COCKBLOCK.

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R U TRIPPIN

"R U TRIPPIN'?" normally accompanies O RLY? and YA RLY! as an inquiry of someone's mental state. It is most commonly used for additional clarification, but could also be used after one participant in a conversation says something of questionable relevance or of a strikingly unintelligent nature.

Person 1: "Hey, guys, let's play DOTA!"
Person 2: "O RLY?"
Person 1: "YA RLY?"
Person 2: "R U TRIPPIN?"
Person 1: "NO WAI!"

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r u srs

Are you serious?common text phrase often unneccesarily spelled out

frnd:yo...i lmost gt bggd by sum jakez 2dai
you: omg..r u srs

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where r u

Why r u searching this up u should already know this w8 hol up why did i type this maybe i dont know where i am
Wu ta fucc

Me: WHERE R U

You: I DUNT FUCCING NO

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R-dub

1. "R"=RE /"Dub"=short for "W" in wipe

2. slang term meaning re-wipe, referring to re-wiping your buttox a second time due to an incomplete wiping on the initial post poop cleaning.

3. Cleaning up a bad first wiping job, or second wiping.

1. Man, my butt is itchy! I think I need to head to R-dub.

2. All my underwear have skids in them! I guess I should have R-dubbed. Lesson learned.

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i r hungry

i r hungry is a way of saying i am hungry. it makes you cool. read the following conversation between jim and sarah to get a feel of it.

jim- i r hungry, make me a sammich woman before i beat you
sarah - im a tranny

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L R Wilder

A person who thinks they are invincible. Someone who can talk the talk but has to be forced into walking the walk and always has it blow up in their face afterwards. This person usually thinks they are well liked and popular amongst many different groups of people but the minute they leave or are not around everyone trashes them and their stupidity in thinking so highly of themselves.

This person is usually unemployed and going nowhere in life.

"Im glad I am getting where I am going in life and am not becoming an L R Wilder.

Girl: I am the shit.

Boy: nah ur just an L R Wilder