can i eat u

Can I eat u?

pussy

Can I eat u tonight in bed

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can we just cuddle

The most excruciatingly painful string of words any man will hear in the bedroom. This means the sexual intercourse he has been anticipating since the initiation of said act, has come to an abrupt halt. This destroys his world and disappoints him beyond any hope. It's like promising a child a bran new Xbox One for his birthday and instead getting him a Wii U.

*just as intercourse is about to start* "Baby... Can we just cuddle tonight?"

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can i be honest with you

introduction to shared information of medium to insignificant content
like,
"can i be honest with you? I missed you so much when the site was down for 24 hours. i'm aware that i don't contribute nowhere near as much as you but we have to do our work, we have to go out and do stuff. our reward will be that much sweeter."

can i be honest with you?

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i can has cheezburger?

An internet phrase from a picture of a lolcat with that caption (see icanhascheezburger.com). The picture is responsible for the site and its daily additions.

It's pretty stupid, but it can be used in certain situations (not many). Essentially, it has no purpose other than to be random.

- Dude, doesn't this look awesome?
- i can has cheezburger?
- No, you can't has cheezburger.

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I can has a Cookie?

The cute, adorable way of asking for a cookie (often used in lolcats). Or to some people, the annoying n00b meme.

Adorable Kitty: "I can has a Cookie? Pwease?"
You: "I made a cookie for you but I eated it. Sowwy."
Adorable Kitty: "So I can't has cookie?"
You: "No, you can't has cookie."

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can i get a hiyaa

WHEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SOUND YOUR MATING CALL

"CAN I GET A HIYAAAA???"

Everyone screams "HIYAAA"

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can you just stop

A way used to tell someone who is doing something that is annoying or to tell to just stop whatever they are doing. Often saying can you just stop alone will not be enough to get your message through. For example if the person you want to stop is a annoying person or just highly persistent often it will take multiple can you just stop. In more extreme cases cursing may be needed to get the message through.

Guy:how was your day?
Annoying guy:oh yea I went this cool trip bla bla bla
(10hours later)
Guy:CAN YOU JUST STOP

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