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A fatass slut, one who weighs more then a blue whale, but takes more dick then a horny rabbit.
"Man, Krystal is fatter than my fucking paycheck after working hours of overtime
Yet she's a walking STD, damn she a Chungus Hoe."
A cheap slut found in McDonald's establishments, usually has a really bogan Australian name, like Lara, Sharleen or Mariah. Has a fat beer gut or is just fat in general, and personal hygiene is at an all time low. Usually a 2 out of 10. The only guys that go after them are those that have lost all faith in their ability to pick up chicks or are on the verge of becoming gay. Will happily be someones side bitch.
Me: Hey Louie, hows your macca's hoe going?
Louie: Shut up thot she's better than my auntie.
A nasty girl who everyone has access too get with because she’s easy as fuck, kinda like community water ya know everyone can or has already had some but like as a person.
Ew you got with the community hoe her body count can’t even fit on my fingers and toes
A syosset hoe is a teen in syosset probably has dyed hair, wears short sleeves and pants in winter, likes either small clothes or oversized hoodies, and probably draws on their vans or AF1s
Student 1: Who’s followed me on Instagram?
Student 2: oh that person goes to syosset
Student 1: oh so he/she is a Syosset hoe
Student 2: pretty much... I’m so glad we go to Jericho
A type of female that works at a pizza joint. Don’t worry, there’s more too it than just that. It’s a great job for teenage girls to make some money and most importantly, make connections. These types of girls will be bound to cut off any relationships if they find the right pizza boy. It doesn’t matter if your a CEO for a multi million dollar business, the fact that you aren’t willing spit the type of game that some pizza boys do, you will lose every time. They feel so deeply connected with them because they spend most of their day engaging with them on numerous topics. This in hand, makes them reveal almost everything about themselves, how seductive?! We don’t know the long term effects of how long a relationship will last between the new pizza joint couple. For now, more research is being conducted and then be later published with a professional literature review and methodology on the findings. At the moment, it is best to end your relationship with your girlfriend or wife if she just got employed at a pizza joint. Bridges may be burnt but in the end, save yourself from the emotional struggle.
Guy 1: Hey man, where’s your girl working at nowadays?
Guy 2: Pizza joes I’m pretty sure
Guy 1: oh my god dude... you’re fucked
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: Because man! She’ll turn into one of the pizza hoes and cut you guys off!
Guy 2: oh shit, I might have to end things sadly
Guy 1: sadly? give yourself some self-respect and quit being a bitch about it
Guy 2: Your right, fuck her..
when you see alot of females at a place who want nothing but sex and wants anybody
''it's rainin hoes'' in this bitch