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the beggining of time when all men seemed to have a little BUTT in the HOLE. Therefore meaning jamming something similar to and occulous in the butt. making it jamed and constapated.
butt jam occulous butt jam occulous
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(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.
Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.
Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."
Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."
when a police drive slow, and no one will pass him fro fear of getting a ticket.
man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60
The act of driving one's car into the office door of his grandmother's home office.
Not to be confused with the Norther Texas Door Jam
I Southern Texas Door Jammed my grandma.
Door Jam
When three dudes try to stick their dicks in the same hole, all at once. Could be a woman's vagina, butthole, mouth, nostrils... could be a man's butthole, if you want to be gay about it.
All three guys got shit on their dicks when they accidentally created a three way log jam.
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What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.
Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?
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A 2 hour commercial for HBO Max disguised as a movie.
Space Jam: A New Legacy is the biggest commercial for a studio since Ralph Breaks the Internet.
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