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The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.
Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”
*1 week later* “I’m giving up”
A time near the end of the year where one makes false promises to themselves for the upcoming year to make them feel good about themselves. :)
After this New years I'm going to go to the gym at least twice a week.
The average height of a 13 year old girl is in fact 5’6
Claire:im above average
Daniel:The Average height of a 13 year old girl
Claire:im 5’4
Daniel:below average haha
A smidgen of time the seems like an eternity.
"18 years man, I never thought this day would come"
"18 years, to forever and a day.."
" I didn't realize time moved so quickly, 18 years today."
Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"
Every other gen: "What." 💀
The length of time in which you take the classes before your final exams.
"John, I wish it was still the YEar of the Cormorant"
"I know buddy"
An ancient intonation only to be uttered in direst boredom, such as maths and physics.
Maths-vato: blahblahblabalhlbah
Stu: *groan*
*John looks at Stu who grins*
John & Stu: SEE THE HERESY ALIVE! APPROPRIATION STANDING IN THE WAY OF ALL CREATION! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? DON'T WORRY! THIS IS.... THA YERA THA CORMORANT!
(please note... this should not be attempted by amateurs)