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Euphemism for sex you can use without embarrassing yourself or others.
Can you please deal with my tire pressure when I get home? I've needed it looked at for a while now.
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Gettin drunk, high and then fuckin some bimbo.
I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels, smoked 3 bowls, and now I'm takin that dumb ass blonde home for a hot carl.
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Literal meaning - having quick questionable sex and leaving quickly to wash "it." But also refers to trying to get actions completed quickly. Saying originates from a village in Ireland.
me - did you tap that ugly bitch last nite?
friend - yeh.. had a get-er-in-get-er-out-get-er-home-get-er-washed
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whatyoureabouttoreadhereisthemostpowerfulinsultinhumanhistorywithoutadoubt
I want to set on you on fire, but my mother doesn't allow me to burn trash. That is the perfect insult to your enemies(WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, YOU WILL GET GROUNDED).
Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"
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from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
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A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.
"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"
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