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Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.

" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006

15πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for β€œBye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: β€œFuck you I'm out.”
Me: β€œDon’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

by WonderBlox November 4, 2021

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house

`look behind you

Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house just say it

by MasterKuby January 23, 2021


Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore

Dr.Phil, you uncultured swine

Open your door or I'll throw rocks through your window you dumb whore.

by Dr.Phil(the cool one) July 21, 2022

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman

Initially created to avoid having to say the term "groomer" (or relative terms such as "grooming") aloud when in the company of people, or in a place where you'd rather not have people hear you talking of such a topic. Especially when it comes to discussing the topic to someone who is easily triggered by the initial subject.

"Door-to-Door Calendar Salesman" is a code-term to use in place of a "child groomer."

"Selling calendars" means to commit the act of grooming.
"Going door to door" means they're searching for minors to groom.
"Asking a minor for calendars or photos of their calendars" means they're asking a minor for illegal sexual favours, or for sexually explicit photos of said minor.

Person A: "Have you heard that Onision has been going door to door and selling calendars?"
Person B: "What the fuck is up with that? Selling calendars...He should go to prison for it."

by horsehorsehorse December 25, 2021


Door Jamb

a kool homie who jams out to the sound of doors

Whats good, Door Jamb?

by Certified Ant September 20, 2023


door snow

The snow that gets on your car seat and in your car, when you first open the car door after a snow fall. This term can also be applied to regular entry way doors.

I am going to brush the snow off the car before entering to avoid door snow.

by Petite Agneau January 10, 2014