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A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.
"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."
"Holy crap! What did he do?"
"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."
"Oh damn."
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You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick
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Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.
Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.
A nice way of saying FUCK in polite company.
Oh father, uncle, cousin Kate! There's no one to drive me home, and the bus drivers are on strike!
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Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
The act of having sex with a full grown midget, then afterwards you shove the midget into a box and send it to anywhere in the world via the Postal Service.
Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. Yeah I perform those all the time.
When have you performed a "Uncle Leo, you know the lawyer"?
Well this weekend after I got done banging this Dolly Parton look a like midget I put her ass into a box and sent her ass to Nova Scotia.
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A capitalization error, the difference between "Help your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "help your uncle jack off a horse"
Cowboy 1: Hey, partner! Go help your uncle jack off a horse!
Cowboy 2: How many times do I have to tell you, it's "help your Uncle Jack off a horse!
Cowboy 1: Oh, sorry for making that homosexual grammar error!
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