when urban dictionary wont accept my damn defintions
why you being an urban douche urban dictionary :)
Someone who defines something wrong on urban dictionary.
Me: I was on urban dictionary the other day and I looked up pussy waste and it came up as a cereal
Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche
A person that thinks they are awesome simply because they or someone they know added a word to Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm the shit. I put the word smak into Urban Dictionary. Now who wants to touch me?
Person 2: That guy is such an Urban Douche.
1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.
2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.
"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"
"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*
Wank urban public masturbation sex
Running to your next location while wearing your normal everyday clothes or business attire.
"John, you look so vascular! What's your secret?" I urban run to work.
(adj)- describing the atmosphere of the new Ritz-Carlton's brand of steakhouses, BLT Steak.
BLT, which stands for "Bistro Laurent Tourondel," (actually, it stands for bacon, lettuce and tomato) has redefined steakhouse dining with its modern décor and infusion of classic French techniques. The restaurant integrates traditional elements of a cozy French Bistro with those of a stylish, urbane boite.
John: Brad just got shanked by some Urban people
Lizzy: For fuck sake always those freaking Urban people