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Your friend or homie ( must be black, unless ur part of the spongebob club then yellow)
What's up little black man
Yooo.. U my little black man
A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.
"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."
"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".
Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"
Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"
Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"
Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"
A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.
Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.
the name of a 6’2 son of a pastor who lives in new jersey. he has a beautiful and amazing girlfriend who is the hottest bitch in the world. though kind, caleb will not fuck his extremely hot girlfriend even though he has a bet with his friends to lose his virginity first
yea you see that guy over there listening to car seat head rest that’s my mans caleb
When you cum on a woman tits then you lick up your own cum
Jack: Did you hear about Jimmy ?
Robert: No What Happened ?
Jack: Jimmy came on Sara's tits and licked him up. He is a man eater.
1. a human female who has sex with as many men as she can like she wants to fuck everyone.
2 someone who eats man.
she's a man eater....stay clear
You might not see a nut as an appetizing meal but another person who is really hungry can see that nut as a full course meal and make use of it.
It means that you should appreciate every nut that hits your stomach.
Person 1: Look at this sandwich... gross! Would you eat it if i gave it to you?
Person 2: Well, I am really hungry.
Person 1: I can't believe it! I guess one man's nut is another man's meal.